Who is Larry??? I don’t mean Larry David – I mean straight up the guy, Larry. He drinks ginger ale while reading the newspaper, watches poker avidly on the tv, and the biggest room in his house is his living room, but it doesn’t have a lot of furniture. Larry knows he’s terrible at making conversation, but he loves to do it, and does it often, whilst scratching his partly showing belly.
Does Larry eat Dorito’s chips? No. He eats no-name cheese squares, and licks them off his fingers before wiping the rest on his grey cat named Storm. A little girl in his neighborhood named the cat, but she grew up and went back to school. For now, Larry mostly thinks the United States economy has the flu, but will pull through.